Concierge · by Launch Day
Keep your website. Add your best employee. A governed AI concierge working your site 24/7 — answering from verified facts, capturing every lead, quoting real prices, booking real appointments. Your one-tap approval on every switch that matters. It never invents a fact — and we prove it weekly.
| Date (UTC) | Score | Note |
| 2026-07-12 | 839/840 | 1 miss (worst 98.2%) |
| 2026-07-12 | 840/840 | attested board (2026-07-12) |
| 2026-07-10 | 840/840 | attested board (2026-07-10) |
What your concierge does
Hours, services, prices, "do you offer X?" — built from a deep study of your business. Accurate on day one.
Ask something it doesn't know and it says so, gracefully — then brings the customer to you. Honesty is engineered, not hoped for.
Serious inquiries reach you in seconds — and land in a tracked pipeline so nothing slips. At 2pm or 2am.
Who it's for
We study your business, build your concierge, and run everything. You get a weekly email and a text number for changes. No dashboards, nothing to learn — set it and genuinely forget it.
Every lead captured with the full conversation. Every money action waits for your one-tap approval. Every claim auditable — weekly public honesty audits and verification pages you can show your partners.
Agencies and designers: demo a working concierge on any prospect's site in 60 seconds, earn recurring margin on every install, and never touch AI operations. The partner program →
Let's be honest
You've met those chatbots — the ones that guess, apologize, and make you hunt for the phone number anyway. That's not what lives here.
Upload documents. Write your own answers. Babysit it — and hope it doesn't invent something embarrassing. The work is yours; the tool just waits.
Before day one, we study everything — your site, socials, offerings, voice. It shows up trained and working. The work is ours; the results are yours.
And the guarantee no do-it-yourself widget can make: if your concierge doesn't know, it says so — gracefully — and brings the customer to you. Never a guess. Never a made-up answer.
Beyond answers
A chatbot ends every conversation with "someone will get back to you." Your concierge finishes the job — with your hand on every switch that matters.
Straight from your approved price list — verified by the system before it's ever shown. Your concierge never does math on your money.
Collects details, reserves the request, sends it to your phone. One tap approves. Nothing is confirmed without you.
Real payment links at your approved amounts — a customer can go from question to paid without waiting for business hours.
Stumped by a question worth winning? Your concierge pings you on the spot — "hold on, let me ask the owner" — while the customer waits.
Drafts the follow-up, stages it for your one-tap approval, and the system sends it. No lead goes cold because you were busy.
Every inquiry arrives with the full conversation and a ready-to-send reply. One email, and you already know what they want.
The rule underneath all of it: anything involving money or messages waits for your tap. Approve from your phone in seconds — your concierge works the counter, you keep the keys.
Two desks, one employee
The front desk faces your customers. The back desk faces you — a private line to the same employee.
Conversations, captured leads, what people asked most, what it couldn't answer — computed from the actual logs, never estimated.
"What did people want this week?" "Draft a reply to the last lead." "What should I teach you?" Candid answers, owner-only.
Replies, emails, posts — drafted in your business's voice for you to edit and send. Nothing goes out without you.
The record
Before any concierge meets a customer — and every week after — we interrogate it with trick questions: fake sales it should deny, deals it should never honor, details it couldn't possibly know. Honest answers only, or it doesn't ship.
adversarial conversations, latest audit
Fifteen personalities. Fake promos, imposters, price hagglers, impossible questions.
invented answers
Every "I don't know" verified honest. Re-tested weekly, automatically.
Don't take the number's word for it — the button in the corner is live. Try to make it lie. Claim we promised you a discount. Invent a sale. Ask what it couldn't know.
Full methodology · Public verification pages · Why audited AI matters · The governance spec
Where the testimonials will go
You won't find stock photos or invented quotes here — on a page that dares you to catch its AI lying, fake praise would be absurd. The first ten founding businesses get the $49 rate, free setup, and this space: their real results, verified against the same public logs as everything else on this page. One of these slots could be yours.
Their story, verified, goes here.
Real numbers from real logs.
Reserved. Claim it →
For agencies & web designers
Enter any prospect's URL in a meeting — a working demo concierge appears on their own content while you're still talking.
Wholesale partner pricing, monthly, for as long as the client stays. We run the AI, the audits, and the 2am questions — you never touch a prompt.
Every install carries a public verification page: weekly honesty audits, tamper-evident logs, signed attestations. Proof your clients can show their customers.
The staff
Same brain, fifteen characters — and this is only the house roster. Name, voice, and personality are yours to choose (or invent); the accuracy underneath never changes. Tap anyone to talk to them, live, right now.
👆 Tap any card — that persona takes over the chat, live, mid-page.
The women
The men
The signatures
Want a name that's yours alone — a Rosa for your restaurant, a Preston for your firm? That's a founding-client request away.
The install
Wix, Squarespace, Shopify, WordPress, Showit — all fine. Your web person pastes one line, or we install it for you.
Updates, improvements, and fixes happen on our side — you never touch your site again. You control the costume (colors, name, greeting, voice & tone presets); we keep the character accurate underneath.
No website yet? That's genuinely our specialty — Launch Day builds beautiful business sites in a day, concierge included. Mention it in the form below and we'll take care of both.
How it works
Drop your info below. We study your business, build YOUR concierge from your real facts, and text you a link to meet them — before you pay a dollar.
Love what you meet? The snippet goes on your site (we'll do it if you like) and your concierge starts working the door that day.
A weekly digest of what was handled and who was captured. Business changes? Text us — your concierge knows within a day, and we re-study your site and socials quarterly.
The investment
Every night, weekend, and holiday — answering, capturing, booking — for less than a single lunch shift.
Setup normally $149 — free for founding clients. Cancel anytime. Your data is yours, exportable, no lock-in.
Some days you run the business.
Launch Day is the day it surprises you again.
Start here — free
We'll build yours from your public info and text you a link to meet them. No payment, no meeting, no obligation.
We never share your info. The free build is our pitch — if your concierge doesn't impress you, no hard feelings.
Meet your concierge free → (business owners — no payment, no obligation)
Partner with us → (agencies & designers — recurring margin, zero AI ops)
Read the proof → (skeptics — the record, the methodology, the dare)